Genealogy Top 50 Quotes

  1. My family coat of arms ties at the back... is that normal?
  2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
  3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
  4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
  5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
  6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
  7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
  8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
  9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
  10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
  11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
  12. It's 2001... Do you know where your -Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?
  13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
  15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
  16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
  17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it.
  18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
  19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
  20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but we love it.
  22. Genealogists are time unravelers.
  23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... we seek!
  24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
  25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
  26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
  27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
  28. I should have asked them BEFORE they died!
  29. My ancestors are giving me "Bad heir" days.
  30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower.
  31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
  32. Share your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.
  33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening nor a thief.
  35. Many a family tree needs pruning.
  36. Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
  37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
  38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
  39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
  40. Genealogists live in the past lane.
  41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
  42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
  43. All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
  44. Always willing to share my ignorance...
  45. Documentation... The hardest part of genealogy.
  46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
  47. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
  49. I researched my family tree...and apparently I don't exist.
  50. So... Luke has a sister. -Darth Vader